Johnny Wolf’s Personal PUA Blog - Pick Up Artist Bootcamps

I just finished teaching a group bootcamp here in San Francisco this weekend and am noticing a trend with the quality of women where ever we go. SF is my hometown and I love how down to earth and kick back everyone is…but lets face it, there really arn’t that many 9’s and 10’s out here. I’m lucky to live in LA where we have some of the hottest chicks anywhere, but at the same time, we also have some of the fakest ones with the most fucked up personalities. I guess it’s a give and take.

San Francisco

SF is filled with girls with great personalities, and open minds. They are also usually pale, not in shape and dress poorly. In a city where there are 3x more men, they really don’t have to try that hard. It’s always foggy and cold so they cover up in jackets and don’t need to tan or really work out. A lot of them are thin…but that doesn’t mean they’re in shape. Thin and soft is far from yoga-fit and toned. They’re cool, laid back, down to earth personalities almost make up for it…almost. Cock blocking is actually pretty low out here from other girls since they all seem to have a good head on their shoulders and know what’s up…so their friends let them decide for themselves.

Los Angeles

LA chicks are either platnium blonde, or dye their hair jet black…there’s almost nothing in between. The girls are hot, dress extremely well, and know how to present themselves accordingly. However, they are also very insecure, and very defensive. Girls go out and watch each other like hawks, knowing that they are dangling pieces of bloody steak in the water of sharks. Typical personality types range from the aspiring actress/model/waitress who thinks that she is already a movie star and should be treated like one, to the ones that are club-whores that know every bouncer, bartender, and doorman by first name and apt number. I usually only date girls that have lived in LA for less than 2 months, so I catch them before they become jaded. The best thing about LA is that we get the cream of the crop of every small town and state moving in here daily.

New York

NY Chicks are a lot more natural. I’ve never seen so many brunettes in my life. They’re all thin from all the walking, and range from either being super down to earth and being open to hang out at the local bar and eating pizza, to the super cliche I only eat at $500 a plate restaurants that require 3 months notice for reservations while wearing Jimmy Choo shoes and a Gucci dress. Women know what they want, and how to handle themselves, a lot of them are very career driven and straight forward.

A lot of guys have asked me what type of women I prefer, I tell them to ask me again in 3 years. I really really despise the fake tanorexic blondes but love them at the same time. I would never get in a serious realationship with a girl fucked up in her head from spending $300 a month in saloons getting platnium and hair extentions, but they are amazingly fun to hook up with and I want to get that out of my system while I’m young. I think I’m going to marry a 5′5 naturally blonde, blue eyed southern bell or a run way 5′9 brunette model with green eyes from New York. But then again, ask me in 3 years.

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