Johnny Wolf’s March 08′: Openers of the Month
Canned openers have a ton of disadvantages so I don’t advocate them, HOWEVER, they have their place as well. Especially for beginers that are worrying about what to say. That being said, I’ve decided to create an openers of the month post, once a month I’ll make up some new openers that you can use. And hopefully since they’ll only be used for less than a month, they’ll remain fresh.
Johnny Wolf’s March 08′: Openers of the Month
Opener: Why do guys cheat?
Background: Well get this, my homegirl Michelle, told me that she has been sleeping with thus guy behind his girlfriend’s back…and the reason he’s cheating on his gf is because she moved into his apt after only 3 months and then to make it worse, she quit her job so she could be around him more! Now he feels like he’s in prision at his own home, what should he do?
Opener: Do you think you can train a boyfriend?
Background: Well my homegirl Bethany actually went out and bought an animal training book, in hopes to use it on her boyfriend! Isn’t it messed up that she uses an indulge his playfullness technique designed for chimpanzees to get him to do chores? What’s next? A only give a good boy a bone technique for dogs trick?
Opener: Do you know what your driink says about you?
Background: Well for guys at least, a scotch neat, or on the rocks usually says he’s a good tipper and considerate, but may be far too clingy and committed…and if he’s drinking a Mojito, he’s actually wishing he was on vacation somewhere else, and then of course there are the different types of wine and beer. What do you think your drink say about you?
-Johnny Wolf
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