Why Shit Tests are like Buying a Laptop
Most guys think getting shit tests are a bad thing. When in fact it is the exact opposite.
Think about it from the perspective of you buying a laptop. If the price was way too high and unattainable you won’t even bother checking it out, or if it was clearly shitty and useless you wouldn’t look at it either.
But, if it looked like an amazing opportunity, such as a really cool looking with great specs, that happened to be right there in front of you on sale, you would be interested…but hesitant. And you’ll ask yourself the following questions:
Why is it on sale?
Is it really a good deal, or does it just appear to be one?
Is there a hidden cost or negative about it that I don’t see yet?
Should I take it home?
You’ll start trying to find anything possibly wrong with the deal, looking deep into the hidden specifications, testing durability, size, weight, battery life, and basically figuring out if it really is what you hope it is…an amazing opportunity. This is the same as a girl shit testing you because, if she clearly isn’t interested in you, that’s one thing…but if you are a seemingly cool, alpha, high value guy coming to approach her…she’ll be interested but hesitant. She’ll ask herself the following questions:
Why is he approaching me?
Is he really this amazing guy, or is it just a front/facade?
Is there something I don’t know about him yet that’s bad or negative?
Should I take him home?
The good news is, in both situations, the buyer/the girl is secretly hoping that this really is the chance of a lifetime and that everything is as amazing and perfect as it seems. So next time a girl starts giving you shit tests, think of it as an opportunity and not an obstacle.
Johnny Wolf
October 19th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
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