Johnny Wolf’s May 2008 Openers of the Month:
Johnny Wolf’s May 2008 Openers of the Month:
The Big ass purse opener, by Johnny Wolf
You: Hey what’s up with girls and big ass earrings and purses?
Girl: they’re cute! (or whatever, it doesn’t matter)
You: I’ve noticed a lot of girls, especially tiny ones that do it,
and it looks kind of weird, cuz it’s like half the size of them.
I even saw a picture of Hillary Duff with these big ass earrings
and a huge bag that weighed her down. What do yout think?
Girl: Blah blah blah
You: Well, let me ask you, what in the world do you carry in YOUR
purse?
Girl: Starts either telling you or showing you what’s in her purse.
The Nasty Myspace Captions Opener: by Johnny Wolf
You: Hey how can you block someone on myspace?
Girl: blah blah blah
You: My friend and his girl broke up a few weeks ago, but she still
checks his myspace, which is kind of stalkerish, but what’s really
bad is that she steals his photos, and uploads them to her page
with nasty captions!!!
Girl: OMG! Blah blah blah
You: I know! Girls are freaking crazy! It makes me want to delete
my page! If I gave you my myspace, do you promise you won’t leave
me crazy comments?
The Locked Arms Opener by Johnny Wolf
You: Hey why do you think girls always lock arms with guys when
they walk?
Girl: Oh well, blah blah blah
You: Well, I guess it’s a cool thing since it’s like one of those
old-school gestures that makes us feel strong, protective, and
I guess girls like it because it makes you feel safe and protected.
Girl: Yeah definetely, blah.
You: Okay cool, *locks arms with her* I guess this means when ever
we walk around, I have to protect you.
A note on openers:
The best ones are natural or situational, but I
understand that some times guys need a push start and need to know
what to say, especially if they just started out. The benifits of
canned openers are that you know they work. You’ll never stumble
not knowing what to say, and you’ll have a interesting topic with
a lot of other topics you can transition into after the opener.
What I recomend is to go in situationally, then transition into
one of these openers, good luck and have fun!
Hope to see you all at the PUA Summit on May 24th-25th in Hollywood, CA. We’ll be giving away a ton of free products including DVDs, Books, and more. www.puasummit.com
Warm Regards,
Johnny Wolf
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