To the AFC who bought us a bottle of Cristal
Thanks. But you didn’t need to do that, and it didn’t help you get the girl. Well, unless you want a gold digger that won’t sleep with you.
Background: We were hanging out in New York last week, and cold approached a cute blonde and brunette which we ended up hanging out with as social proof. The blonde was a total gold digger, and spotted a complete AFC (avergage fustrated chump) from Singapore, who she opened and started figuring out who he was and how “nice” he was. A gold diggers code word to make themselves not feel like a tramp, is “he was so nice, he bought me this and that”
Just to mess with him, I came in and introduced myself, no hard core AMOGING or anything (establishing myself as the Alpha Male of the Group) but he freaked out, right away he got up and aplogized for talking to my girl, and started to leave. I laughed and told him to stay, and just to make sure he bought her drinks.
I come back 30 minutes later, and we have a $800 bottle of Cristal Champange at our table, and he promptly offers myself, and my friend Saffaron a glass. She and I later had our laughs about him, and how she wasn’t even going to kiss him even after he bought the bottle.
Why do guys think that they can get girls by buying them? And why do girls not feel any remose by clearly being a gold digger? Either way, this is why I’m glad we understand the pick up arts, I feel bad for guys that get used, never again will I be that guy.