I was on train going from Los Angeles down to San Diego during Comic-con weekend. My cousin is a big comic book fan and got a hotel there for the weekend…I decided to go visit. So i’m on the train and I’m talking to a cute blonde girl that turned out to be a huge anime fan…she started showing me pictures of her costumes while we shared food and a seat. Then we noticed a guy that looked like Hiro Nakamura from Heroes.
We looked closer and asked this random amazingly hot girl if that was him, and she said…”Shhh, yes, that’s Masi Oka, but don’t say it too loud, I don’t want people to recognize us.”
Recognize us? I thought…who was this girl. She was beautiful, sext as fuck and either half black or hispanic looking. I really couldn’t tell because she was wearing sunglasses.
She turned out to be Maya Herrera from Heroes too! You know…the girl who cries tears.
So of course I decide to switch targets, and end up sitting with Maya…I mean Dania for the next hour gaming away. Turns out she’s really bright, and driven. We talked about how most people arn’t passionate and don’t follow their ambitions and really connected on that level. She even suggested that we hook up for tea when we get back to LA. Turns out she was going down to Comic-con to promote season two of Heroes Villians. All the sudden, the original blonde comes up to us and tells me she’s getting off soon, and wants to exchange numbers. I politely decline and tell her just to find me on facebook, and that it was good meeting her. She seems really pissed and jealous that I dropped her for Dania, but come on! Who wouldn’t? Dania encourged me to get the blondes number as she was waiting by the door uncomfortably till the next stop. She said we looked cute together. Which maybe we did, but I had my eyes focused on something much more beautiful, Maya. Plus I felt like we actually did have a lot in common. But from a pick up point of view, the blonde helped by adding social proof and preselection, but it also hurt me in the end by making it uncomfortable. We never did do tea, but it was defientely an adventure on amtrak.
Oh and by the way, if Hiro wasn’t famous, he’d need to take a bootcamp. He was sooo fucking beta it made me sick. Maya treated and took care of him like her little retarded brother, which he was acting like.
Written by Johnny Wolf
Topics: Secrets