The 45 second f-close was total b.s. and didn’t really count, but it sure was fun. It was my birthday party at my house, so pre-selection was build in, so was comfort, and logistics.
Basically I got drunk and fell asleep early, so more and more guests showed up and everyone was looking for me. Then the cops came and my friend woke me up to handle them. I go upstairs in a robe, take care of the cops, and on the way back downstairs to my bedroom, this random girl that I never met before runs up to me and wishes me happy birthday, she was kinda hot, so I smiled at her, took her hand and led her down to my room with me.
I closed the door behind me and we started making out and sexually esclating really quick, then the LMR kicks in…she says to me:
“omg Johnny, we just met like….37 seconds ago.”
At this point I really didn’t care if I f-closed her or not, as I was really tired and wanted to go back to bed, so I just gave her a look, and pointed to the door….(freezeout) she says okay okay, and we go back to making out and taking off each other’s clothes, 8 seconds later, I’m inside of her. =)
What we can learn from this:
Logistics is vital to your chances of getting laid
Sexual Confidence is stronger than verbal game
Girls really are horny and want to get fucked
Don’t let girls phase you with LMR
Always have your birthday at your house or somewhere you can fuck.
Written by Johnny Wolf
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