It’s been a while since I posted openers of the month, but here you go!
Opener: Hey would you ever go on American Idol?
She responds: yes/no/maybe
You: The only reason I wouldn’t go on is because of Simon Cowell, but do you think he’s really an asshole, or is it just his character on TV?
She responds: her opinion
You: Well first I was wondering why the hell a British guy was judging AMERICAN idol anyways, but I bet he used to be a nice guy until his dreams were smashed. Would you ever go on the show?
Opener: Hey did you heard that Rhianna got back with Chris Brown?
She responds: yes/no/maybe/opinion
You: I think it’s really messed up, a guy should never hit a girl, no matter what. But what sucks even more is that I personally have a home girl that was in a bad relationship, until I was able to help her out of it.
She responds: what did you do?
You: Nothing, she just knew that I was there to protect her if she needed someone to go to, and that gave her the strength to dump his dumb ass. Do you know any girls that have messed up relationships?
Opener: Hey I know this is kind of random, but would you get mad if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn?
She responds: __________________
You: My friend Claire is really mad at her boyfriend because she found out he was checking out girls online. But the thing is, he wasn’t even looking at porn, it was just a girl he met on myspace that emailed him a bunch of photos of her in her underwear.
She responds: ___________________
You: So what is worse, a real girl sending your boyfriend sexy photos, or him looking at actual porn?
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Written by Johnny Wolf
Topics: Secrets