If you buy these products, you are most likely going to be spending Valentine’s Day Alone his year. -College Humor.

Eating all of these will make you very attractive !

“Dirty Dancing” - Watch this alone on V-Day!

TV Dinner for one. =*(

Great for wiping away the tears!

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Gotta love flagrant commercialisation :-) The cat food is just ridiculous. What’s next, valentines toilet paper? “Wipe you ass with pure love.”
ahahhaha that’s hilarious
Dude, rofl.