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Five Sad Valentine’s Day Themed Products

Written by Johnny Wolf

Topics: Secrets

If you buy these products, you are most likely going to be spending Valentine’s Day Alone his year. -College Humor.
hebrew
Eating all of these will make you very attractive !

rocky-road
“Dirty Dancing” - Watch this alone on V-Day!

hungry-man
TV Dinner for one. =*(

tissue
Great for wiping away the tears!

cat-food
With 50% more beef hearts! Now that’s romantic!

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3 Comments Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. David Black says:

    Gotta love flagrant commercialisation :-) The cat food is just ridiculous. What’s next, valentines toilet paper? “Wipe you ass with pure love.”

  2. matrix says:

    ahahhaha that’s hilarious

  3. Ray says:

    Dude, rofl.

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