Normally being Asian doesn’t help with getting girls, especially if you are into White girls. It’s unfair but being an Asian guy usually comes with the stereotype of being asexual. Either way, it never helped attracting hot white girls…until now!
A few weeks ago I decided to try something, just for the fun of it. I met a hot white girl at a bar, who was covered in tattoos. She reminded me of a toned down sucide girl. She was from Southern California and told her I didn’t speak English. Actually, since we were in Thailand, I decided it’d be easier just to say I was Thai and let her assume I didn’t speak English.
The funny thing was, I said that in English and didn’t even bother to cover up my California accent. I gave her a sip of my drink, which was shitty local thai whiskey called Hong Thong and listened to her talk for a bit, just keeping eye contact and smiling. It was awarkward, but I’ve realized a while back that awarkwardness and sexual tension is often the same thing…so I ran with it. I continued to pretend not to speak much English and only said a few words here and there, and eventually to break the silence we ended up kissing. She was actually a really good kisser so we continued into a makeout.Normally I would have fucked it up here by talking, but instead, I just smiled at her, took her hand and started walking back to my room.
After a few steps she asks where we’re going, but since I don’t speak English, I just smile at her and we only exchange a few words on the way back. Actually she talked quite a bit, it was me that was the one that technically didn’t speak English. We get back to my room and luckily my roommate is still at the bar so we have the place to ourselves, and without any hesitation she asks me which bed is mine and gets undressed. Even without words she knew exactlly what we went back to my place to do and wanted it just as bad as I did. I started ontop, admiring her tattoos on her inner thighs and I felt a bit sac-reglious at the end fucking her from the back while tracing her full back crufix tattoo on her back.
The best part of it was after I came and we were having a quick cuddle, I tell her that I’m not really Thai, and she laughs and tells me she knew it.
The next morning, I played back the events in my head and tried to figure out if she really did know or not, and if she did, why she went home with me anyways. I think I figured it out, but before that…I wanted to test it out again, just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke of luck. So that very next night I decide to try it again. This time I meet a Canadian girl who was born in Poland and was smoking hot. I figured it worked last night so why not try it again. Almost the exact same thing happens, I tell her I’m Thai, she assumes I don’t speak much English, sexual tension builds, I smile, we kiss, I take her hand and we’re back to my place. This time my roommate was home and was quite pissed to have been woken up and having to wait in the hallway while we fucked. But it was worth it, the sex was definately worth it. But more importantly, it worked…two for two.
So in conclusion my thoughts are…girls enjoy being lied to. Both girls loved it when I told them I was really from San Francisco and both claim to have known it all along. So what was it then? Well first guys talk to damn much and mess things up, killing the sexual tension. Second, it was exciting for the girls to play along, not knowing what was really the truth. So do I feel bad that I blatenly lied? Nah. It was fun for everyone and for once in my life being Asian had it’s advantage. Plus I got to prove to them that Asian guys don’t all have small dicks, hopefully they’ll spread the word to the rest of the white girls in California and Canada and never again will Asian guys be shot down just because of stupid stereo types.
Warm Regards and Best Wishes,
Johnny Wolf
Lol great article bro’;it made me laugh and pnder the psycology at play.
Neato story
Johnny I think the girls lied about knowing you weren’t Thai. Seriously. They were just embarassed about it, so they lied that they knew. It might’ve helped that you said you’re Thai, because some of them want to sample the locals!
Anyway, nice post, and nice blog!
I have had happen to me, too. Except the part about not knowing English. I left the club with a girl without talking about where we were going or what we were going to do and went to her house to hook up.